{"id":536,"date":"2009-01-06T16:54:39","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T16:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/?p=536"},"modified":"2009-01-06T16:54:39","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T16:54:39","slug":"harold-and-kumar-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/01\/06\/harold-and-kumar-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Harold and Kumar Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ran across this the other day.\u00a0 I am not a big fan of this movie, but I think this poem is awesome.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I\u2019m sure that I will always be<br \/>\nA lonely number like root three<\/p>\n<p>The three is all that\u2019s good and right,<br \/>\nWhy must my three keep out of sight<br \/>\nBeneath the vicious square root sign,<br \/>\nI wish instead I were a nine<\/p>\n<p>For nine could thwart this evil trick,<br \/>\nwith just some quick arithmetic<\/p>\n<p>I know I\u2019ll never see the sun, as 1.7321<br \/>\nSuch is my reality, a sad irrationality<\/p>\n<p>When hark! What is this I see,<br \/>\nAnother square root of a three<\/p>\n<p>As quietly co-waltzing by,<br \/>\nTogether now we multiply<br \/>\nTo form a number we prefer,<br \/>\nRejoicing as an integer<\/p>\n<p>We break free from our mortal bonds<br \/>\nWith the wave of magic wands<\/p>\n<p>Our square root signs become unglued<br \/>\nYour love for me has been renewed<\/p>\n<p>-David Feinberg<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"ddac3911c67bc0e3db301fc01952e3bc\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-2037599131475204\";\r\n\/* lworld 234x60, created 11\/29\/10 *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"8077549087\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 234;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 60;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ran across this the other day.\u00a0 I am not a big fan of this movie, but I think this poem is awesome. I\u2019m sure that I will always be A lonely number like root three The three is all &hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/01\/06\/harold-and-kumar-poem\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":537,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions\/537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}