{"id":756,"date":"2009-01-16T19:00:18","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T19:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/?p=756"},"modified":"2009-02-05T19:11:37","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T19:11:37","slug":"756","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/01\/16\/756\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cool Story From Benjamin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I stumbled upon a page that has <a onclick=\"javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '\/out\/www.purpleslinky.com\/Trivia\/Random\/23-Words-You-Can-Use-To-Impress-Your-Friends.99376']);\" title=\"23 Words Used To Impress\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.purpleslinky.com\/Trivia\/Random\/23-Words-You-Can-Use-To-Impress-Your-Friends.99376\" target=\"_blank\">23 words used to impress<\/a> and stumbled it over to Benjamin who then took it upon himself to use all of the words in the following story draft:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>As I endeavor to attain apotheosis in my circumscript living space during this algid period, I am faced with a conundrum as I realize how edacious I am to expiate myself from my previous moment of whinge, whilst simultaneously seeking telos.<span> <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Then in my mind&#8217;s eye I see her\u2026calling forth the more sybarite part of myself as I sit in meditation beholding the lascivious angel of a demon beckoning me to surrender to the moment.<span> <\/span>I sit tacid and unable to overcome her ubiquitous presence with my normal defense mechanisms.<span> <\/span>Unable to call upon my normal skepsis\u2026unable to avoid the intoxication.<span> <\/span>Her intentions, she only partially obfuscates as she moves closer\u2026closer.<span> <\/span>I fight\u2026but her circean prowess leaves my attempts puerile at best.<span> <\/span>I am rendered weak\u2026as a tyro to this presence\u2026this elemental\u2026this angel demon.<span> <\/span>She leaves me <span> <\/span>swayed from enlightenment at the realization of the hobson&#8217;s choice before me\u2026this maven of ethereal seduction\u2026entranced\u2026bewitched\u2026<\/em><em>the question of occam&#8217;s razor pounding my thoughts as I realize what is about to transpire\u2026but why me?<span> <\/span>How did she choose me, this unearthly demon of lust?<span> <\/span>I can no longer fight\u2026I can no longer speculate.<span> <\/span>I can only succumb\u2026so edacious I am for what is to come\u2026this angel demon\u2026her eyes like the universe\u2026promising me my death.<span> <\/span>For a moment I misinterpret her voice intertwined with my thoughts as my own deranged illeism\u2026this whole thing as my own twisted hallucination.<span> <\/span>Please let this be a hallucination\u2026please let it be a dream\u2026this angel demon who has come for me with her purpose\u2026I cannot fight, I must comply.<span> <\/span>Let this pass\u2026let this be fantasy\u2026let this be\u2026\u2026\u2026.real.<span> <\/span>Let it overpower my every sense\u2026this angel demon\u2026come to bring me such bliss as no human can withstand\u2026such unending bliss\u2026\u2026such agony.<span> <\/span>Such terror, such shame.<span> <\/span>I understand now\u2026just before my final breath.<span> <\/span>Zeitgeist.<span> <\/span>Her beauty\u2026her terror.<span> <\/span>My pain\u2026her pleasure.<span> <\/span><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"ddac3911c67bc0e3db301fc01952e3bc\" data-index=\"100\" style=\"\">\n\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; 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