{"id":80,"date":"2001-07-06T16:36:09","date_gmt":"2001-07-06T16:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/2001\/07\/06\/bonobo\/"},"modified":"2001-07-06T16:36:09","modified_gmt":"2001-07-06T16:36:09","slug":"bonobo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/2001\/07\/06\/bonobo\/","title":{"rendered":"Bonobo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steering away from sex for a while.  Too complicated.  My toys and I will be spending a lot of time together once again.  Sometimes I really wish I was a <a onclick=\"javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '\/out\/www.blockbonobofoundation.org\/']);\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.blockbonobofoundation.org\/\">Bonobo Monkey<\/a>.  It is far less complicated for them.  They just swing from the trees and have sex all day and night.  Being a human with such a huge sex drive just becomes too complicated because of the other humans in the world who just do not understand.  I have a lot of work to do and a lot of stuff that I want to learn now that I am out of school and have time to learn all of it.  I will just keep busy.  My outgoing personality gets me in too much trouble. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"ddac3911c67bc0e3db301fc01952e3bc\" data-index=\"100\" style=\"\">\n\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steering away from sex for a while. Too complicated. My toys and I will be spending a lot of time together once again. Sometimes I really wish I was a Bonobo Monkey. It is far less complicated for them. They &hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/2001\/07\/06\/bonobo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lyrehcworld.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}